My interesting diet tips are Eat fast and don't snack between meals. I mean, I can pack it.

Carol Burnett

You have to go through a fall to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can avoid it. This is an education in itself.

Carol Burnett

Ask anyone who is successful how they got there, you are going to hear a different story.

Carol Burnett

I don't watch sitcoms. I really don't. My problem with them is that they take so long filming them that it's not spontaneity. I want to see this.

Carol Burnett

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old gray matter ticking over.

Carol Burnett

We all get where we're going by a circuitous journey, and some setbacks are inevitable.

Carol Burnett

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

Carol Burnett

Because of YouTube, I get fan mail from 10 year olds and teenagers and college kids.

Carol Burnett

I like people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, it's telling a story.

Carol Burnett

I've never regretted turning anything down, I've never regretted losing a job because I always thought there was something else.

Carol Burnett

Well, I don't know how smart I am, but I wanted to be a reporter when I was growing up.

Carol Burnett