Comedian and Musician Bo Burnham Quotes

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all sense of unity and self-worth.

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It feels like we're always juggling too much information at once or trying on too many personalities at once. It makes life a bit non-linear.

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I mislead the audience so they have no idea where they are or who they are listening to.

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Everyone in my family is very supportive, and any mention of family in my show is just, in my opinion, the funniest version of The Show Guy's family.

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Meta-comedy is everywhere and always seems so cold and actually kinda sarcastic to me.

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I love joking about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about.

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The internet is crazy, and you're exposed to a lot of things. In an hour you can really jump around.

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In high school, I worked eight hours a day so I could get into the college of my dreams and say I got in — and I never went.

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I write about what I know: teen dating, extreme sexuality, all those things that make you uncomfortable.

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I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he's great, such a good friend, and really funny.

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