Australian Comedian Barry Humphries Quotes

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of which think they are human.

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Political correctness means nothing to me. Nothing. This is the new purism, honey. Stops us from expressing ourselves.

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My parents were very happy that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it pleased him even more.

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Living permanently in Australia is like going to a party and dancing the whole night with your mom.

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Most of my contemporaries in school entered the world of business, the logical destiny of sacks.

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I suffer greatly from nerves. I get a lot of stage fright, and it gets worse, but the stage is still my life.

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I think of myself as an actor. An actor's duty is to be able to play anything – a child, an old man, a tree, a chair, a woman.

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People watch my shows just for me, and even after the guests have been forgotten, those shows remain evergreen.

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I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is what made us who we are.

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