American Actor Danny Masterson Quotes

I would love to do films because I am better at films, but I do shows because opportunities have come up.

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Until something really good comes along, I'll probably keep doing features, as long as I can make a living doing it. Otherwise I will do another show.

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If I could make a million dollars being a softball player, I'd give up acting in a second.

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When you have another actor as your boss, they understand how to communicate is sometimes easier than just a writer.

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My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make the TV show fun.

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Many people are Catholic and then not Catholic like any other religion.

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Look, my Strumpf is in my hair. Now, I have no idea what Strumpf means. It's just a word some brothas gave me.

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I really love fashion, but I'm not a fashionista by any means.

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I moved to Los Angeles when I was 16. But before that I did a play on Broadway.

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