Comedienne and Writer Carol Burnett Quotes

My interesting diet tips are Eat fast and don't snack between meals. I mean, I can pack it.

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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I have been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

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You have to go through a fall to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can avoid it. This is an education in itself.

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just shout! You vent, and the body feels good after a good old yawn.

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Ask anyone who is successful how they got there, you are going to hear a different story.

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I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old gray matter ticking over.

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It's a circuitous journey that gets us all where we're going, and some setbacks are inevitable.

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Because of YouTube, I get fan mail from 10 year olds and teenagers and college kids.

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Funny joke. I dare anyone to watch Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing a dentist sketch, who is over 40 years old, and not howl with laughter.

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Suing a magazine costs a lot, and it's too bad we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

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